It was the chicken. What has 12 Legs, 12 hands and 12 Eyes? Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle? Did you hear about the pirate whose only booty was dildos and potatoes? Right off the first tee the priest immediately hooks the ball into a sand trap. That's how the fight got started Simple solution to the coronavirus test shortage: Hook people up to lie detectors and ask them if they have the virus.


Laugh at 25 really funny pirate jokes and puns. We did our best to bring you only the best jokes about pirates. A pirate goes to the doctor to have the spots on his arm examined. I counted them before I came here. How can you tell a pirate has fallen for modern technology? Most veteran pirates can only think about sailing the seas again. What would a pirate wear for his Halloween costume? A pumpkin patch. What kind of a ship is most feared by pirates? The Steady Relationship.

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After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned. More jokes about: beautylifepirate. A business owner decides to take a tour around his business and see how things are going.

He goes down to the shipping docks and sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing. The owner walks up to the young man and says: "Son, how much do you make a day?

A few minutes later, the shipping clerk asks the owner: "Have you seen that UPS driver? I asked him to wait here for me! More jokes about: businessmoneytimework. A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg? Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.

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